GJ Update

The latest from the Sixth form sh*thole of a battlefield:

So in recent weeks the Geeks have grown daring and rebelious, and have started grafitting the walls.
Sometime late last week the message "GEEKS RULE" was marked on the wall above the captured sofa.
This morning however, there was a crowd surrouding the area wielding textbooks and protractors and generally looking angry.
As I came closer to find out what the commotion was, I heard angry Jock-aimed disses and muffled cries of anguish.
Upon nearing the front I realised what the fuss was about...

In massive white graffiti letters were scrawled "JOCKS RULE" over the top of the original message!

I overheard Geeks talking later in the day, and apparently revenge plans include putting a dead fish inside the Jock sofa.

Er...these people are meant to be clever.
Have they not heard of something called diffusion?
Do they not realise that as the Sixth form Sh*thole is all one big room that eventually the smell will drift over to our side?

Actually, come to think of it I think the particular Geek who suggested this idea has a fish fetish.
After all, he was slapped round the face with one last term...

Ah, isn't school so great!