Toma-tastic
We were all just eating dinner, and my sister was quite frankly, being a moody-cow, annoying me with some rather unkind comments about me being ill.
I had cleared my plate apart from 2 rather juicy tomatoes that I didnt want to eat, and she jumped at the chance to be condescending,
"Eat your tomatoes. They've been especially put in your plate for you to eat, anaemic boy."
Reluctantly I picked one up and bit into it, accidently spraying tomato juice and seeds all over her (and a little over mum who was accidently caught in the cross-fire).
As you can imagine she was not impressed.
I on the other hand couldnt stop laughing as she wiped the goo off herself, especially when dad rather unhelpfully chipped in with,
"Its going to make your hair all sticky now."
I did think about pointing out the one seed she had missed in her hair, but then again, you know what they say,
"what goes around, comes around."
2 Comments:
At 9:16 pm, Azuric said…
And since when did tomatoes contain iron?
Well enough to be recomended to anaemics anyway.
*Sarcastic "Duh"*
At 4:10 am, Rob7534 said…
Don't much care for the tomato, but I love ketchup! I think it's the consistancy and texture of biting into a whole cherry tomato, or slice that makes me gag!
Your poor sister! Shame on you!
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