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Thursday, September 28, 2006


Does anyone know where I can get a Pirate costume and some Surgeons Scrubs ASAP?


6 Comments:

  • At 3:15 pm, Blogger In Full Bloom said…

    Dare I even ask?
    Don't tell me this is part of some bizarre strip routine...


    xx

     
  • At 6:12 pm, Blogger Anyhoo said…

    Pirate = soft shirt open far too far for this time of year, parrot, eyepatch, hat. Cutlass optional. Traditionally all made from corrugated cardboard and Bacofoil. Scarf used as belt for added loucheness. Surely it can't stretch you too much to come up with these. It's all in the rolled r's anyway.

    Scrubs = either purloin from a hospital (remember to wash first) or find someone who wears green pyjamas.

     
  • At 7:30 pm, Blogger Azuric said…

    IFB
    *Full Monty music*
    It can be for anything you want it to, baby! ;-)
    *whirls cutlass over his head*

    It's for freshers week naturally - the Pirates boat party on the first night, and then the Doc's 'n' Nurses pub crawl.

    Any
    I dont have the time to buy and make all those though. That and I can't be bothered.
    And as for the Scrubs, my friend the Iraqi doctor was meant to be "obtaining" some for me, but hasn't.

    I tried looking for Pirate stuff in all the Halloween isles at various places but they're all full of disgustingly boring and manufactured Witches, Frankenstein and Dracula costumes. The odd Warewolf too.

    Hmmmm...what to do?

     
  • At 1:22 am, Blogger Anyhoo said…

    *whirls cutlass over his head*
    Mind you don't cut yourself (paper cuts can be savage).

    Take one sheet of black paper, cut in half diagonally, place one half over the other, trim to rounded hat profile, staple ends together, wear. Instant hat (it doesn't matter that it's cheap and flimsy; you're going to lose it by the end of the night anyway).

    Stop being so pathetic; you're supposed to be ruthless (although that probably means I have to call you Nancy).

     
  • At 9:10 am, Blogger In Full Bloom said…

    I should have guessed...


    xx

     
  • At 6:11 pm, Blogger Anyhoo said…

    Good luck for the morrow.

     

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