ObscureAzure

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

"tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching..."

"May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers..."

Hahahaha!

At 4:28 am, Rob7534 said…

That can't be true! That's absurd, jizz doesn't block anything. They must be having 30 -40 guys circle jerk in the showerstalls!
At 6:12 pm, Anyhoo said…

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that (not the circle jerk bit, just the unlikelihood of blockage).

DNA Matching eh? And how exactly are they going to get legal samples from the male inhabitants to match them against?

But false letters and announcements are so fun, especially as they usually cause an even more absurd denial by the actual authority.
At 4:18 am, Rob7534 said…

Exactly Anyhoo! I'd love to see the university issue a statement with the word "masterbation" in it!