It has been had.

The pre-exam, lock-down conversation that is.
I am now offically banned from the net until July and from going out to parties. (Im agreeing with the latter, but the first bit, schyeah whatever!)

Basically, Im entering exam period so posts from now until the end of June will be few(er) and far between, and probably lacking in juicy-blog-quality.
Just a heads-up, but keep checking just in case.

I had a chem mock today.
Not sure exactly how it went. I answered every question, but whether it was the right answer, Im doubtful in some cases.
Most of the weekend was spent revising for that. But as a result of an email conversation with a certain someone, and in order to keep myself sane, I watched 4 hours of The O.C.

Omg its soo great!
I laughed so much at the bit where Seth goes to the open day at Brown Uni to try and blag his way in and doesn't have a name badge so just grabs the one nearest him.
Then the tour guide is like, "You're name's Kumar?"
And Seth replies, "Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I’m half Indian, half Jewish. I am a Hinjew."

Seth is my secret idol.
My uncle once said that he reminded him of me for some reason, and two of my friends said the same thing. But that was just because my hair was slightly longer and I was wearing the Seth trade-mark shirt and jumper combo.

Also today, N, A, and I were at the back on the Coach going to games, and randomly started talking about sex (As is natural for teenagers on the back of a bus [err...talking about that is, not having...although...judging by some of the chav's these days...]).

Then N goes, "We worked out that if I was a guy, I'd be quite small", as she held out her hand, index finger and thumb outstreched.

(This is all based on the rumour that penile length is equivalent to the distance between the tip of the index finger and the tip of the thumb. - I know you're all checking now, even the girls!)

A and I both laughed, because she wasn't well endowed.
I checked my own hand after saying it was a whole bunch of crap, and then wished I hadn't said anything, as N jokingly began stroking my knee with an "Ooh hello..."

Then A, competative as he is, stretched out his hand and for a split second seemed pensive before coming out with, "but what if its curvy?"

N and I both looked at each other and burst out laughing, and were unable to stop the whole of the rest of the way, only stopping for the occasional breath or to cry "curvy!".

And so was born A's new nickname - Curvy.

Anyway, best be off to revise,
Adios