I got a phone call from School today informing me that I have won the Biology prize.

Im such a geek.
I dont mean to be honest!
It just sort of...happens.

Maybe I should get some of those thick-rimmed black glasses.

Obviously Im happy, and its about bloody time too, but Its going to be so embarrassing, going up on stage at Speech day infront of everyone, especially as im as shy as a giraffe.

And what if I do something really stupid like fall over or something.

And what is it with parents getting so overexcited about these things?

My ears still haven't stopped ringing after telling my Mum and Sister.
Dad just gave a nice "Oh thats good. Well done"
Apparently they are all "definately going to come this year".

I hope this Speach day will be as good as last years.
The guest speaker was historian David Starkey, who amongst other things decided it would be a good idea to talk about oral sex.

I dont think there has ever been a speaker who has held everyone's attention so well.

And the reaction of the Headmaster, who was sitting on stage behind him, was just priceless.

You should have seen the look on his face.
Absolutely hilarious.